I can't remember the last time i entered a compo
so heres this, based on a converstion i had while very drunk



Where do they go?

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(oookiezooo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)

damn
good question! they're never there when you go back!
( fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)

well.... yea...
never seen that penguin in my life! I swears!
*looks over shoulders suspiciously*
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)

They are collected
and then sewn together to make quilts for tramps.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)

yet another idea
for a secret government agency
(oookiezooo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)

Bloody hell,
it is? I certainly didnt intend it to be. The Department of Macabre Civil Servants Who Collect Roadkill And Sew It All Together To Make Tramp Bedding? (TDMCSWCRSIATTMTB) It does have a certain ring to it though.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)

(oookiezooo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)

If
for any strange reason the person who is supposed to judge the compo this week should have an unfortunate accident and I get asked to stand in, first place is yours.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:13, archived)

Yeah
One week the compo should be entitled "Personal jokes you shared on the board ar 1.15am"
(oookiezooo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:14, archived)

I entirely agree.
It would allow me to submit my 'Ninjas are teh sux0r' picture that I was using to bait Sattamassagana with. And several others .
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)

nice pic
you forgot the Golden Arches on the truck though...

woo yay!
( rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)

ha ha ha
McRoadkill
(oookiezooo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)

but how....
did a penguin appear in the middle of liverpool? Unless I'm mistaken, they migrate a bit further east through France.
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)

The Council...
...have been told to cut cost in education. They scrape off the meaty bits and put it in school dinners.
(Che Grimsdale More fridge-magnet than babe-magnet, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)