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# woo and welcome!
Now that you're here, I must let you know that you'll never leave.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Not even
to relieve yourself. B3ta is the number 1 cause for the boom in sales of colostomy bags in the last 2 and a half years. 100% of speculation.


edit: Woo and welcome by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:54, archived)
# I've the diapers.
Seem to work just fine.

Baby powder controls the smell and reminds me of a favorite stripper named Brandi.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:01, archived)
# Pfffft
I found even that to be too much hassle. I had
my body surgically removed, and now I'm just
a head in a jar, plugged directly into b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:01, archived)
# please don't make me laugh that loud again
everyone else is in bed
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)
# Ive
done that a few times. What was worse was when I was wearing headphones, viewed the profile of someone who had Jump by Van Halen embedded in midi format and started singing along and air guitaring. I had a crowd of people wanting to hurt me because it was 3am.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:06, archived)
# Thats the problem...
...headphones, that and the fact that its 10 past 2
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)
# Woo
to disembodied heads, they rock. I think they deserve an animation. In fact that could be incoporated into a scary Kevin anim couldnt it? woo to him also, like me he is a Kev & should thusly be praised.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:09, archived)