you're already the first pissing prophet
you're halfway to a holy book
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lemony,
Fri 7 May 2004, 2:54,
archived)
And lo, he did say from above
"The bread bin were empty beforest I arrived"
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Fri 7 May 2004, 2:58,
archived)
and verily they went out
and that day they did race their cheeses and there wasmuch joy
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lemony,
Fri 7 May 2004, 2:59,
archived)