At last!!! Kenny has finally become a Starr!

(azure50, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:03, archived)

bill clinton?!?
fuck off! i mean, he's not quite in kenny's league now is he
( lemony, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:04, archived)

he's fucking awesome!
LOOK AT THE HAIR!
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Fri 7 May 2004, 3:05, archived)

you can't argue with the hair
i always thought he should have been an actor instead of a president.
(alffarr, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:07, archived)

or both!

( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:07, archived)

i think he should have been a naked jazz pianist!

( lemony, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:07, archived)

jazz saxophonist, actually.
he once played my aunt's saxophone* at a concert.


*no euphemism, an actual saxophone
( TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:09, archived)

i like a man
who doesn't blow his own trumpet.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Fri 7 May 2004, 3:11, archived)

arf!

( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:13, archived)

NO!
you can't be a naked saxophonist... where's the style in that
( lemony, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:12, archived)

WHITEHOUSE PORNO!

(Marwood, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:08, archived)

*masturbates furiously*

( lemony, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:10, archived)

test

(pantsea1f1yer, Fri 7 May 2004, 5:56, archived)

he
was
(tookishlad, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:18, archived)