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[challenge entry] medical secret #19:
nearly half of all hospital procedures
could be performed in your own kitchen

From the Things you wouldn't want to see in Hospital challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)

(tookishlad, Sun 16 May 2004, 3:41, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 16 May 2004, 3:43, archived)
# i knew that!
rudimentary home surgery is the way forwards! although i did balk at doing a self-tonsillectomy a month back. Came very close though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Sun 16 May 2004, 3:43, archived)
# all they use in the hospital
is knitting needles.

you probably have those in a drawer somewhere.
(tookishlad, Sun 16 May 2004, 3:44, archived)
# i was going to use a Stanley knife
is that pig-type thing in your profile's face made from what i think it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Sun 16 May 2004, 3:46, archived)
# if you mean a cervix
then, absolutely not
(tookishlad, Sun 16 May 2004, 3:56, archived)
# thought so.
dirty dirty person
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Sun 16 May 2004, 3:57, archived)
# the larynxes a bit further down there in my profile
usually get me more of a response than Lady Cervix. And those larynxes are perfectly harmless pieces of anatomy.

Personally, I think this NSFW one is the best of my dirty ones, although it is fairly obvious what parts are what. (I much prefer to sneak it in, like with the red-haired lady in my profile.)
(tookishlad, Sun 16 May 2004, 4:04, archived)