What do you mean by 'proper stuff'?
What should I ask them?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:32, archived)

fresh ingredients, clean kitchen
food cooked to order, not re-heated
no artificial colours/flavours

Can they gurantee the quality of the suppliers?
don't forget the hygene certificate.
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:34, archived)

That's all a bit complicated
when you're pissed and all you want a bit of dead animal with some lava sauce.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:36, archived)

true, but youre not pregnant*
so can afford to be less-than-totally-carefull



*I assume this to be true.***

***can arrange for this to change if you require...
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:38, archived)

100% of fact.
And staying that way.

I'd just leave 'em in the pub or something.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:40, archived)

but think of the fun we could have...

*squelch**squelch**squelch* *splurt*

etc

repeat.....
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:44, archived)

But I'm not gonna be pissed :(
Thanks, btw :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:39, archived)