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[challenge entry] My monument to Kate Winslet
If only I could.

Cosmos-Sized

/And you should know that I would.

From the Monuments that should exist challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)

(, Sat 29 May 2004, 5:43, archived)
# you'd call her face as wide as the moon?
i think she'd be somewhat pissed off
(, Sat 29 May 2004, 5:45, archived)
# Hah!
well, I'm paradoxical, you see...

/Seriously -- what I'm driving at is, there's a long tradition of romantic poetry which connects the woman/lover with the moon, it is timeless, beyond man's corruption, and with him every night, etc.
(, Sat 29 May 2004, 5:50, archived)
# you mean when he's wanking in his garden and thinking of the bird he fancies
he looks up and spunk t'ward the moon?
(, Sat 29 May 2004, 5:51, archived)
# of course --
the moon is a filmy greyish-white for a reason.

-- it's really a nice shade of periwinkle underneath all that

100% fact.
(, Sat 29 May 2004, 5:53, archived)
# kate winslet scares me slightly
something behind those eyes suggests that she'd be a bunny boiler
(, Sat 29 May 2004, 5:46, archived)
# ooh you have a point
/runs
(, Sat 29 May 2004, 5:46, archived)
# Bunny boiler sex
is the best sex ever!

Shame about the other parts of the relationship...
(, Sat 29 May 2004, 5:47, archived)
# what what
what?!
(, Sat 29 May 2004, 5:47, archived)
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(, Sat 29 May 2004, 5:51, archived)