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# I can think of far far worse
things to do to Ms Wade. I don't have time to list them here, cos it would take all day. but rest assured they are very very painful.

(I'm not going on Saturday if it's any small conselation. Mrs Badger said I have to go somewhere else :( boo)
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:55, archived)
# *sniff* Thanks for your consoling words.
We could kidnap her and do it together? I agree, it would take a long time and I have things to do.

(If I hear one more reference to 'our boys' I'll be sick. I've met a ton of squaddies and they're arseholes. I want nothing to do with them, especially when they're fighting an illegal war.)
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:57, archived)
# tell you whatt - give me a couple of days
I'll narrow my list down to the options that take the least time for the most suffering.

Then we can compare notes

bring out the poker and the nipple electro-therapy kit, I say :)
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:02, archived)