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[challenge entry] Bad joke
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From the When the laws of physics pack up challenge. See all 348 entries (closed)

(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# So a sodium ion's walking down the street
when a chloride ion leaps on him and starts beating him up.

"Help! Assault!" he cries.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Two peanuts walking down the road..
one was dry roasted.

no.. wait a minute
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# ?
Muh?
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# pffffft
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Two peanuts walking down a road.
One was a salted peanut.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)
# groan
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# ooh!
Me like, that one's going in the collection.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I hope it's a collection
of REALLY bad nerd-jokes?
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:29, archived)
# damned right...
Christmas cracker classics from "footprints in the butter" to "park in it man"
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)
# oh dear
reminds me to get back to chemistry revision, but i can't be arsed.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 16:17, archived)