How the universe may have began if physics hadn't been around.


crap idea plus crappier execution
( printmeister has got the minerals., Thu 24 Jun 2004, 14:35, archived)

Just one more piece of evidence
that Brian Blessed IS God
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 14:38, archived)

I'M GOD!
AND SO'S MY WIFE!

(couldn't resist...)
( Chrico ... consonant... consonant... and a vowel please, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 14:40, archived)

My Goodness!
Noone told me YOU were a B3tan, Mr. Blessed!
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 14:41, archived)

Well, after the number of people
who have asked him to sign photographs to b3ta.com, I wouldn't be surprised. Although, knowing him, he's probably doing something more important such as hangliding down Mount Kilimanjaro or having a cup of tea with the Sultan of Brunei.
( Chrico ... consonant... consonant... and a vowel please, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 14:43, archived)

Checklist:
Beard - check
Creator of universe - check
Wrath - check
Son nailed to plank - under investigation.
( Bohica Jambon, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 14:41, archived)