hmm , made me wince making it


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(LazyBastard, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)

Are they actually the tools used?
I have never seen one, been at one, or invesigated the performing of one...

Looks like fun tho...does the baby come with it? ;-)
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:00, archived)

What tools are used for what
though, I've been trying to work out what all those miniature whisk type devices could be used for.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)

No idea
authentic kit though.
(LazyBastard, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

Cool...
The whalebones confuse me... do you make a corset out of them and the extracted skin?
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

And look,
they have Testicle Spoons.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)

And what appears to be
a butt plug...
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)

Maybe,
It's actually "My First Anal Orgy Kit"?
(techsmurf, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)

That would make the photo in the corner
far too disturbing! ;-)
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:09, archived)

Could be.
what would you do with the cotton reel thingy?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:10, archived)

maybe that's just a holder for the whisk thing
whilst it's not in use, like when you're busy cupping your testicles in the spoons?
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

I see,
and I suppose the baby has to bite the triangular thingy, to hekp with the pain.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
(techsmurf, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

Hahahhahahhahha...
Bagle on the screen....

Hahahhahahha...
(techsmurf, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

That's not what they use
Trust me, I've seen it done. Just some forceps and a very sharp scalpel..
( Wifey, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)