That's because The DaVinci Code was a load of poorly-researched shiteWith no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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TV's Nosemonkey,
Tue 29 Jun 2004, 10:10,
archived)
rather harshly spouted.
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome,
Tue 29 Jun 2004, 14:14,
archived)