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[challenge entry] When he was a child...
YEAAAAAAR!!! SPIDERMAN!!!! FURBY!!!! YEAAAAR! I

From the What Superheroes do on their day off challenge. See all 410 entries (closed)

(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:48, archived)
# If you
see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant...what do you do?
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:49, archived)
# eh
is this a joke?
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:49, archived)
# no,
its a dilemma
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:51, archived)
# ooh
in that case.. i agree with this
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:55, archived)
# spang them both
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Does spanging mean
saving
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)
# erm
no, spanging means what it always has. hit them in the face (or roots or something) with a shovel/frying pan
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Oh always
eh
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:58, archived)
# you must be new
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:59, archived)
# thanks for that elucidation
Snaily
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Thats ok
just figured you could do with some teachificating
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Oh yes
Im as thick as pigshit
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:11, archived)
# nah
you're just new. don't worry about it.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:12, archived)
# how can an owl
be new
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:15, archived)
#
the new icons only came out a week ago. also....i worked out the problem...you're an AOLer!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:18, archived)
# the problem
seems to be you grabbing any opportunity you can to peddle your ego up and down the web page. You seem frustrated
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 20:03, archived)
# why do people care if in endangered species survive?
it just means they're a shite species. If they're already endangered, there aren't many of them and therefor taking them away wouldn't affect nature too much.

i agree. spang them. both.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Yeah

But conservationists are basically gardeners.
Except that they want to make gardens out of other people's land.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:00, archived)
# woo yay
i love that
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)
# yay
and hooray i got agreement
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:00, archived)
# But what about
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)
# humm
they look like they may have already been spanged
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:07, archived)
# 86 Spangings left
and then its Kaput
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:08, archived)
# nah
i downloaded a crack off the internet....i have unlimited spangs!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:10, archived)
# no, 86 of those little fellas left
in the whole wide world
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:12, archived)
# well
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:13, archived)
# I like kakapos. They're cute and silly.
I'm quite happy for them to be kept in ideal breeding conditions and protected from the cats and rats by anybody who can be arsed. Wouldn't personally want to pay for it, though.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:19, archived)
# move the animal away from the plant

of course
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:51, archived)
# you let it eat it;
many plants disperse their food by the seeds being in the animal's shite. Animal eats it, turns it into shite (the seeds are difficult to have use to the body, they're made that way) and... shites it out. Simple. Plant grows again, animal lives.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)
# smart-arse
good logic though ;)
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)
# good yes
IF its one of those that needs animals to spread, but what if it doesnt?
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:57, archived)
# ahaa
a floor

or flaw?
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Forest flaw?
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 19:04, archived)
# how rare
woo! (but I still hate them both)
and greater woo to the alt-text.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 18:51, archived)