she doesn't fall out this time

hell?
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(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 13:11, archived)
fucking ride again, INQUEST RESULT: SHE FELL OUT
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 13:14, archived)
died
when she fell of that water flume ride when she riggled out of her restraint becasue she's a dumb bitch
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 13:17, archived)
Hayley's family were being consoled by trained police officers.
As opposed to untrained officers?
"It is expected that Oakwood will be open as usual on Friday - but the Hydro ride will be closed for examination.
The coroner has been informed."
Whay-hey! I wanna be a coroner! They get to go on theme-park rides :-D
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 13:30, archived)