MY Adventures with the DEAD birds


All in this is true story.

From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 23:58, archived)

i was right!
i knew you were a satan worshipper!


/scary girl..have i slept with you?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)

I'm not a satan worshipper!
Very unlikely since I'm 14.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:02, archived)

erm....fair point then
...*ahem*....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)

In that case
you used the wrong tense.

\groom
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)

perv
ert!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)

PERVY HOBBIT FANCIER

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)

I'm thirteen!!
lets get married!
(That guy with a hat., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)

Not unless you promise to worship and behold my un/holy army of cats
You've also got to like animé, loads of animé, plus I talk alot... too much for most people to bear, because I'm crazy and violent
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)

we were fucking made for eachother!
me loveses anime i talk alot and i'm crazy and violent.oh and cats rock!!
(That guy with a hat., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:17, archived)

Plus I'm anti social
I must stay in my lair away from all human contact.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:21, archived)

i hardly ever move from my room.
although i do walk to the shops for 2 litre bottles of coke...
(That guy with a hat., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:24, archived)

Erm...
How about a no then anyway?
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)

are you rejecting me??
*cries*

note to self:TRY HARDER!!
(That guy with a hat., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:29, archived)

i suspect
you'll be single for a while...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

Ah solitude
lovely.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:30, archived)

scary
..
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)

why does that sound like a necrophile story?
woo to your adventures with death!
( rawr isn't really here., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

My first experience with death was in year two
School or grandpa's funeral in huddersfield from brum. Decided on school. Not sure if it was a school trip that day. Think it was.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)

I'm not
an accessory for this am I? :s
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)

Not unless you want to be.

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)