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[challenge entry] MY Adventures with the DEAD birds


All in this is true story.

From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 233 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 23:58, archived)
# i was right!
i knew you were a satan worshipper!


/scary girl..have i slept with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)
# I'm not a satan worshipper!
Very unlikely since I'm 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:02, archived)
# erm....fair point then
...*ahem*....
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)
# In that case
you used the wrong tense.

\groom
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)
# perv
ert!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)
# PERVY HOBBIT FANCIER
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)
# I'm thirteen!!
lets get married!
(That guy with a hat., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Not unless you promise to worship and behold my un/holy army of cats
You've also got to like animé, loads of animé, plus I talk alot... too much for most people to bear, because I'm crazy and violent
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)
# we were fucking made for eachother!
me loveses anime i talk alot and i'm crazy and violent.oh and cats rock!!
(That guy with a hat., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Plus I'm anti social
I must stay in my lair away from all human contact.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:21, archived)
# i hardly ever move from my room.
although i do walk to the shops for 2 litre bottles of coke...
(That guy with a hat., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:24, archived)
# Erm...
How about a no then anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:26, archived)
# are you rejecting me??
*cries*

note to self:TRY HARDER!!
(That guy with a hat., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:29, archived)
# i suspect
you'll be single for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Ah solitude
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:30, archived)
# scary
..
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:41, archived)
# why does that sound like a necrophile story?
woo to your adventures with death!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)
# My first experience with death was in year two
School or grandpa's funeral in huddersfield from brum. Decided on school. Not sure if it was a school trip that day. Think it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)
# I'm not
an accessory for this am I? :s
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Not unless you want to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)