/the fingers you have used are too fat
/to order a special dialing wand mash the keypad now
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Dinsdale v Spiny Norman,
Wed 18 Aug 2004, 16:36,
archived)
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that always makes me piss myslef like a loon.
A pissed loon at that.
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andyb,
Wed 18 Aug 2004, 16:57,
archived)