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( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)

What a finger specimen of a finger for a female pig.
So that's where pork sausages come from.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:13, archived)

yeah
hurt my eyes to shop it, so thought it only fair to share my pain!
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)

I feel your pain.
But I still say that hand looks very trotter like.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:16, archived)

Your
sacrifice for the benefit of us all has been noted.

That is one ugly fat chav!
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:17, archived)

A cust serv Kappa Slappa.
Possibly true. A yay.
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)

Jolly good.
Very good. I think she used to be our account manager.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)

Ha!
Fucking chavs. I hear they're racist an' all...
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:17, archived)

Crivens! Really?
That all white, lumpen, cider swilling bunch? Never, surely...
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:20, archived)

Ironic, given that a lot of them seem to have an overweening desire to be black.
Blummey, you don't hear 'overweening' every day, do you?
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:22, archived)

What does 'ween'
mean in that context anyway?
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:23, archived)

Fucknose.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)