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(Ogster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:06, archived)

horay!
woo

ps. can someone go on www.naiveamoeba.co.uk/ so i can test out me schtats please?


hmm.. someone's using internet explorer. change now! :P
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:11, archived)

I did
you big spammer
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:13, archived)

www.mozilla.org/products/firefox

thanks btw
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:13, archived)

I use mozilla

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:14, archived)

ah, well someone else uses IE
but you could still do with losing the 800x600 resolution =)
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:15, archived)

I will
when I get a new monitor
alright with you?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:17, archived)

hehe, i'm only kidding
just playing with webstats, that's all..

and a 3 inch penis? wow!

these are some powerful stats! =D
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:19, archived)

more than you have :p
and its pretty impressive considering I'm female
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:21, archived)

oh yeah, of course you are
(i'm stupid)

i remember you now, it's just that it's a default reaction =)
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:27, archived)

I tried looking at your stats
it bumped me out saying something in spanish and went to some asp page about stats

asp, I ask you
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:25, archived)

i know
because i'm a cheat and stole the code from hotscripts

it's italian

and i've fixed that now
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:26, archived)

ah I see
which stats are you using, or is it some script thing you've just mentioned?
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:32, archived)

well it's just some code i took from someone
but it always requires a lot of editing, which i'm currently upto...
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:33, archived)

ah I see
stats are great

mine say people have been finding my site using mad scientist, which is nice

though, I wish it would say what they found using that search word
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:37, archived)

My website's stats are crap
But they're just the default ones that come with the hosting.
( Deebster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:45, archived)

I have the choice of
analog or webalizer

what do you get
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:49, archived)

my server doesn't have any
dingy bastards

nor does it have a control panel


php hosting does...

*mumble mumble*
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:51, archived)

there there
see ^^bob, from 4rthur
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:53, archived)

yeah, but his is in php aint it
and i'm just an old timer-

back in my day, everyone used asp.. except it wasn't called asp! it was called a doohicky! and it wasn't a server language, it was a dance! You see, y- *snooore*
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:59, archived)

go granpa amoeba
learn php, much better all round, I learn asp at college, this year, arses, is what I say
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:00, archived)

Just Webalizer
It's crap - I can't even tell what browsers people are using, because it can't tell the difference between browser and OS. I can tell you that the most popular combo is "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)" but that's no surprise.

Analog looks better, but still nothing to shout about.
( Deebster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:02, archived)

I use that to find out the search terms
and the hits mainly

most of it means nowt to me
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:06, archived)

I do like the search results
Some weird searches going on out there, for example:
clitbuster
squirting susie
basket fucking
see my fanny
+ some better ones that were over 12 months ago.


Back to stats analysis code - I used to run a site that had AwStats on it, which is very nice.
( Deebster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:12, archived)

Ah, found some old stats
The top 20 search hits for September 2002:

merv grazinski (x6)
angle falls (x4)
deebster (x2)
dalmations photos
fuck my arse
grazinski
grazinski winnebago
i did a bong!
merv grazinski -winner -gagnant
merv grazinski of oklahoma city
moodlogic
mr. merv grazinski -winner
naughty smilies
pavlog dog
photos of dalmations
porn/coralie
princess brownies porn
stella award
stella coffee lawsuit sue
stella liebeck
( Deebster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:18, archived)

I
Think that I'm struggling to keep on the screen.
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

yes
it's very difficult be write when on the screen as the text goes all funny. :D
(flibblesan is not Jimmy Carr, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 16:58, archived)