I get this in my email a lot.
Hit pynk kats with spyked b@ts n0w!

Visit my site to make it reach 1000

From the Illustrated Spam challenge. See all 441 entries (closed)

(Hairy Midget, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 2:50, archived)

you give your email address to odd people.
WOODSPANG IT HARD
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 2:51, archived)

Your site has reached 1000, by the way
(and WOO)
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 2:52, archived)

i refreshed it forty times
because i love you all
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 2:52, archived)

It only counted me once, so I had to keep clearing my cache.
Didn't stop me, though
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 2:54, archived)

I am almost at 1000 posts!
woo!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 2:57, archived)

Make a celebratory animation
with Herbie the cat.

[can't remember the cat's real name at the moment]
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 3:00, archived)

Who's that?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 3:00, archived)

H- H- Huh-
Hugo! That's it.

[smacks brain]
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 3:02, archived)

My 'ugo?
I think I might be able to... but I might end up doing that for 2000, he's in a scratchy mood at the moment... but then again, I like scars... here Hugo.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 3:05, archived)

That am...
weird.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 2:55, archived)

i enjoy that thusly
i think i got that email once

woo yay!
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 3:05, archived)