Do it like an animal


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(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:38, archived)

Grass tastes good.
100% fact
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:39, archived)

No
dandelion leafs taste great, though.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:44, archived)

leaves, my son- leaves
there he goes! come back jimmy!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:45, archived)

they taste great too
/tries to remember
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:47, archived)

Jimmy tastes good?
Who's jimmy?
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:48, archived)

yes,
but the milky sap in the stems is a diuretic.

milky sap generally means poisonous.. so if you ever feel the need to eat plants, dont eat the milky-sappy ones.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:47, archived)

we have a milky sappy one in our back garden.
The poison tastes bitter.. mmm. And they are very sticky.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:51, archived)

Nettles are yummy.
When I ate them at school. Everyone thought I would die. The fools... THE FOOLS!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:47, archived)

yeah
you can make soup out of them,
and put it in cheese.

tasty
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:49, archived)

Cheese and nettles? Erm... not tried that.
I like the soup though. I had some chocolate in baked bananas after my soup which I ate with a homemade spoon.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:50, archived)

you can get nettle-cheese at most good cheese
shops or markets here (holland)

it's spicy.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:55, archived)

I keep forgetting what this contest is about
with all these weird entries.

Yay!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:43, archived)

mmmmm....
green...

woo!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:47, archived)