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# Man alive
Thats put me right of my scrambled eggs:)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 9:12, archived)
# I hope you're left-handed
otherwise you won't be able to eat. :-)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 9:14, archived)
# Actually I'm right handed
but that doesn't stop me eating with my left :)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 9:20, archived)
# then which hand
are you wanking with?

p.s i'm wanking as i write this
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Neither
My beloved spouse provides me with all I require on that front. Yourself?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)
# I...
damn.

*cries*
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Aww never mind.
Why don't you use a tissue?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 9:32, archived)