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# the size is just right:) woo!


TJ: SO, looking for places to go on my jaunt to san francisco, i came across this little eatery:)
I swear its not what it looks like and totally safe for work... www.gaylords.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Pfft!!
you said 'came across' tee hee


/sorry
edit: my cousin lives in san francisco*
but she wouldnt be interested in you...
100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:38, archived)
# I'll allow that
seeing as its you;)

edit: And why wouldnt she be up for a little 'mikey love' ?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:39, archived)
# well...
whats san fran famous for (apart from those tram thingies)??
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:41, archived)
# The bridge?
Alcatraz?
sharks attacking men dangling from hellychoppers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:42, archived)
# she am into
lady love....
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:42, archived)
# But so am i!
we'll get along famously!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# oh and one more thing
she's coming here to visit, so she wont actually be there.......

edit: shes a lesbian nurse......
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Goddamnit
the lengths some lesbians will go to avoid me....
No matter though, im going to be visiting my lady friend who's a masseuse:)

edit: i want teh lesbo nurse!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:44, archived)
# :)
well you cant shes very happy with her girlie...she's a red head too, my cousin...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:46, archived)
# The mike
likes teh gingers.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:47, archived)
# i know....
you told me....many times....

/my new hair cut makes me look teh gayer, if thats any consolation for not being able to have my cousin??
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Well
that depends on if you have a nurses outfit...
The mike is now said..the girl he wants has a new boyfriend:( Wimmin are evil....
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:49, archived)
# im not
evil :(

/upset at sterotyping by teh mike
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:50, archived)
# All wimmin
but you are evil :)
Scheming,mindgameplayingbints...*mumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# .....
/sobs
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:52, archived)
# .
/needs hugs!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:53, archived)
# ...
/also needs hugs to stop her crying about the nasty things teh mike said!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:54, archived)
# *hugs*
*keeps hands in appropriate place*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:54, archived)
# ...
/hugs although as is short arse, not quite sure where her face would come up to...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:55, archived)
# *suggests that anywhere you place your face is good for me*
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:56, archived)
# go to
china town and buy big fuck off swords.
Pier 39 is a good diversion.
Have a ride in a Limo (if you havent already done it somewhere else)
That's what i did in my 1 day there.



I stayed in a YMCA in san francisco (oh how i was mocked)
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:45, archived)
# I was thinkin
of going teh cock teasin in all teh gayest clubs...advisable?

/100% not teh gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:47, archived)
# you'll
probably not get hit on all night.


ooooh ooh cutting i hear you say.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:49, archived)
# No no
thats fine....i dont shave my balls anyway so i probably wouldnt fit in with their chutney ferret activities anyhow...*sobs at further rejection*

edit: how do you expect me to get big fuck off swords back through customs?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:50, archived)
# haha
i love stereotypes.


Shared tea and cucumber sandwiches with the queen lately?

edit: hold luggage. My friend bought one, well actually it was only a 8" dagger, but even still.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# Just this morning
i shared a pot of earl grey with her...why do you ask?:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:52, archived)
# just checking
your keeping up with your duty as an englishman.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:55, archived)
# I am
i even hate the french,germans and irish....a bit:p

edit: is actually genetically part all of those nations so is allowed to say these things:) hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:57, archived)
# OI!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# THE GAYLORD MENU
he he he he
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# i shall
be telling all my friends that ive been in a gaylord...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)