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[challenge entry] In an alternate reality...

this is appropriate to the compo

From the Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... challenge. See all 465 entries (closed)

(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:05, archived)
# May I be so bold as to enquire

wtf is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:07, archived)
# a baby tapir
plus some of a snail's face
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Woo for eyestalks!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:08, archived)
# You're
twisting my melon man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Ooops! Sorry
*moves elbow*

/edit: speaking of melons, I love the way your monkey is rocking his on the front page. Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:10, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:21, archived)
# what teh?
vvvzzzzttt OVERLOAD

EDIT: i am about to watch shaun of the dead for the third time in 4 days. is there something wrong with me, or am I right in thinking it's a premium slice of fried gold?
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:08, archived)
# nothing wrong
it makes me spasm with glee all the way through
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:10, archived)
# i am not alone
je suis satisfe.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:14, archived)
# incidentally,
wasn't adora that moron who didnt realise hordak was evil because she had spent her entire life living with him in THE FRIGHT ZONE,
helping him run an organisation whose formal name was THE EVIL HORDE?
and then turned out to be he-man's sister, but that's not important.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:15, archived)
# look,
for christ's sake, it was all shadow weavers fault, and you know it.

always with the questions....
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:18, archived)
# that wasn't her excuse.
she just said she'd been in the fright zone.
bugger that shadow weaver.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:19, archived)
# it wasn't my fault ok!
rohypnol and magic spells, can.... well, do things to you.

like drive you to mass genocide.

you know how it is.

edit: plus, what more proof do you want that crime is a product of environment rather than a racial (edit 2: by that i mean genetic) disposition towards it?
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:21, archived)
# actually i've never been driven to mass genocide.
oh ok then.
but she fought he-man without turning into she-ra. as adora. she-ra, therefore, must be infinitely harder than he-man. never thought of that before.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:25, archived)
# good point.
i'll get onto the writers straight away.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:27, archived)