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So small, you can't even see them

Yet they cover your whole body
and make you itch.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 7:36, archived)

AARRRGGGGHHH!

kill it!
/itches

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FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 7:38, archived)

that makes me scratchy.

and I have an uncomfortable feeling in my testes.

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newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 7:43, archived)

I'm sorry, sir. Please take my advice, and

don't, under any circumstances, click here

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 7:54, archived)

just as well it's on geocities,

as i can't click it from work, geocities is blocked. I would though, so the thought is there.

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newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 7:58, archived)

You mean...

You "mite" click it later?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:05, archived)

I don't finish work for another 11 hours.

so ill probably forg...

Aha! i see what you've done there!

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newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:07, archived)

Eh?

Besides the fifth-rate comp job?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:13, archived)

Never being able to resist something that says "click here"

I did so.
I regret it now.
sobs.

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FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:01, archived)

Oh, you probably only have one or two.

Plus this part is great:
"So although there may be mites in your eyelashes, there isn't any mite poop! Thank goodness!"

Think of them as pets, or yourself as Earth, or maybe a life giving god.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:09, archived)

I will think of myself as Gaia

with the mites upon me as my loyal subjects, their entire existence dependent upon my whim.

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FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:11, archived)