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# WARNING! Text-only thread.
I am no 'shopper, so I give you my Ode to Bob Ross:

Bob Ross, Bob Ross
Your coiffure is reminiscent of candy floss
Bob Ross, Bob Ross
Teach me to paint my world

You're the Brian May of the easel
The Anita Dobson of the brush
Or that bloke off of Magpie whose name I can't remember
with a similar tonsorial bush

Bob Ross, Bob Ross
Your beard's a bit dodgy but your paintings are boss
Bob Ross, Bob Ross
Make me an artist today

Tony Hart, Rolf and Watercolour Challenge
Never really stood a chance
With a loaded Kolinsky you're a match for Kominsky
(for anyone who remembers old Nance)

Oh Bob Ross, Bobby Bobby Ross
I can't even manage with non-drip gloss
Bob Ross, Bobby Ross
It's a pity you snuffed it, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:23, archived)
# You Sir
are a God
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:24, archived)
# There's no law against just text!
It only has to be interesting, and that is! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha!
musical version?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Possibly
:)
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:27, archived)
# happy and drunk!
huzzah :D
how's you this fine friday eve?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:34, archived)
# Happy, sober,
and considering whether or not it's too late to have a wee snifter.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:36, archived)
# It's never too late for a sniffter.
Unless you've gotta be in work in 5 minutes time.
Then it might be just ill advised instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:38, archived)
# rah!
and surely not, is it friday after all :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Right!
*cracks open the bolly Zubrowka*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:40, archived)
# music vid about bob ross
www.paknot.com/reels/whyidontpaintpeople.mov
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Arf!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:44, archived)
# that is a thing of beauty
*wipes tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Sounds like
material we can use!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 0:27, archived)
# compo it
(nonsense, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 1:03, archived)