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# But......
Are they cakes or biscuits???
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Bakes
Or cakuits - bit like fuckwits.
(maddave, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:02, archived)
# That's settled then
Frm henceforth they shall be known as Cakuits (a.k.a Fuckwits) tm
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:03, archived)
# biscuits
they should not be called cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:03, archived)
# No tax paid on cakes
they are not classed as a luxury item like biscuits.

(or the other way round)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Actually,
they are cakes. The simple rule is thus - leave the cake/biscuit out for a day or two: if it's a cake, it dries out, if its a biscuit, it goes soft.

TA DAAA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:04, archived)
# but shirly the base will soften and the chocolatey orange bit will dry out?
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:06, archived)
# No, the base hardens - as it is a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:08, archived)
# I bow down to your scientific methods
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:10, archived)
# I'm going to just eat the damn things..
Whatever the fuck they are..*munch*
(Artimus, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:12, archived)
# And you've waster a perfectly good biscuit.
Or cake, depending.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:07, archived)
# They are cakes
the name is already a bit of a givaway, but they have been proved to be cakes in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Argggh
*runs off screaming to the mental asylum*...hang on i'm already there...damn.
(Artimus, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:03, archived)
# the best reply to this is:
cakes: when left out go hard
biscuits: when left out go soft.

so (to leave some fun in it for you) leave one out for a bit, and if it goes hard, its a cake, and if it goes soft, its a biscuit.

God has spoken.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Cakepiss....
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Hi God.
Can I have a motorcycle for Christmas please?
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:05, archived)
# wrong
beardy guy. but i'll have a word.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:07, archived)