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# a trifle hatstand
good sir
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:45, archived)
# don't start
or I'll get my lawyer to tiramisu you
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:49, archived)
# please dont
my lawyer has dessert-ed me...
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Chevron ahoy!
Afters-all that's what we're here for . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:51, archived)
# sod this
I'm off to the pub to get totally (sweet)trolly-ed
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:53, archived)
# I'd come too but my mother is on the phone . . .
Yup, (lemon) meringue . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:54, archived)
# the pub is a waste of time,
there are too many trees in the world, I'm off to organsie a treacle (tart)
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Yes!
Kill hundreds and thousands of them . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:57, archived)
# whenever I see them
ice cream
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:58, archived)
# *flies plane over forest

Open Bomb (sor)bet doors . . .

*Wheeeeeee

*Ka-Booommmm

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:59, archived)
# I wonder if my mum saw that
(baked) alaska
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)
# You're a (chocolate) chip off the old block . . .
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:03, archived)
# you're cookie
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Aha!
a subtle swap to biscuits, eh? You (Jammy) dodger!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)
# yeah -
I thought we could invite Gary Baldy to join in
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Nah!
He's not very nice . . .

How about Richard Tea . . . ?

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)
# he's got too
(strawberry)short(cake) a temper
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Agreed the big (lemon) Puff!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:22, archived)
# don't call him names
or I'll set my big (kit) kat on you
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:25, archived)
# *gets out Club*
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:27, archived)
# *(vis)counts to three

*Whack!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)
# that was
(wagon)wheel-y bad
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)
# I know . . .
I KINDER wish I hadn't said it . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)
# donut
we all
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Look at the truffle I've caused . . .
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:49, archived)
# I think you've gone
and I wanted to wish you a Bon Bon voyage
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:48, archived)
# *snickers
another subtle change . . .

You big (Mal)teser . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)
# I think you'll find you (dime b)ar wrong
kit kat is a biscuit too
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)
# mars-t you have this argument
every time?
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:32, archived)
# he keeps accusing me of
changing topic
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)
# I'll put a bounty out on his head
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)
# What a Marathon pun contest . . .
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)
# b twix birth and death
all we have to do is pun
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Yeah
gives me the munchies though . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Dave
revels in them...
AH GODAMMIT I'm out
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)
# I've got (chocolate but)tons left!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:50, archived)
# you think so
but when it comes to the crunch(y) you haven't got the (fruit and) nut s for it.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Id' be (turkish) delighted to prove you wrong!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:58, archived)
# you think I've run out
but I've got (Thorn)tons(continental) left
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:44, archived)
# you think you're so
smart(ies)
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Yup a real (creme) egg-head
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:00, archived)
# then you should
(Kinder)Maxi mise the size of your hat
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:46, archived)
# not me, it was TERRY(s)
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)
# no don't
he's a terrible bour(bon)
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)
# always yakking on about hob-nobbing with the rich (tea) and famous
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:22, archived)
# I was going to go for a run,
but I left my kit (kat) at home


ha ha ha BOTH uses!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:26, archived)
# You'll have to do it in your vest and pants
Hahahah, You'll look a right fruit (and nut)

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)
# is that some kind of a
dair(y milk)?
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)
# I would, but I'm already tired
I think I'd probably just Flake out
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Quick, he's going to faint!
Give him some AER(O)

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:35, archived)
# I am feeling a little
(mars de)light headed
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Hur Hur! She's going to faint
keep looking it's in there somewhere . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)
# that had me in
(reeses) pieces
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:48, archived)
# I wee'd myself
because I'm (Thorntons)in-continent(al selection)
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Yorkie-n
today
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:38, archived)
# He revels in it . . .
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)
# That's the (Milky) way to do it . . .
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:35, archived)
# what a
pavlova...
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Ouch!
That (youg)hurt!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)
# mousse-t
you point it out??
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:03, archived)
# It's my du-(CREAM)TEA
That was bad! don't worry, scone now . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)
# cheese(cake)
are getting really bad
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:12, archived)
# (s)OUF(lle)!
I agree!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)
# (mince) meat oo
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)
# How (ST)RUDE(L)!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)
# you'll
(danish)pa(str)y for that Hatman!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Yeah! Make me!

*thinks This would make a great COMPO(TE) . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)
# that one was really below
par(fait)
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:36, archived)
# (SABA)YON and who's army . . . ?
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:45, archived)
# *gives Prof Hitlis
Arf! that'll give him a spotted dick . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:51, archived)
# I can covery it up
with a sticky (bun) plaster
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Yeah but what happens when you get a stiffy?
The plaster'll come off when you start to rice (pudding)

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:14, archived)
# but how will he
(ta)pi(oca)?
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Are you pudding me on?
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:49, archived)
# so you spotted
(dick)it then eh?
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:52, archived)
# I've done that!
You really should check before you Jam (sponge) a pun in . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:53, archived)
# BAN SWISS(roll)
SICK FILTH NOW!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Agreed!
I'm totally (cheese) board of this

OK, OK, it's not technically a pudding . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:56, archived)
# it's a
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Punaraaaannnnhhhddd!
...



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...


Nahhhhh! still ace!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
I finally see you (apple) crumble under the pressure
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:59, archived)
# not me
I can Rol(y poly) 'em out all day

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:01, archived)
# yes but this time
victori(a sponge) will be mine!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Fudge off!
I'd rather die(t) first!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)
# its ok
I'm a non-profit(eroles) organisation!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Bloody Sponger!
*blows raspberry

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)
# you'll give him the
(cream) horn
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:08, archived)
# don't be a (cream) puff!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I think I might go to bed now
last one to leave the board please turn off (angel) delight
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Sleep well
I hope you wake up (creme) Fraishe as a daisy . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)
# that's got me in a right
flap(jack)
love-custard everywhere
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)
# I think we should be quite proud of ourselves
this year our company has achieved a massive (apple) turnover
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:12, archived)
# suet
dude
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah that'll get the board shitting themselves
(chocolate) logs everywhere . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)
# I think we're going to miss making the hour
but only (mango) jus t
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Don't be sylla(bub)!
loads of time . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)
# you'll try
but one day your shoes will wear thin and you'll have to go to see the (peach) cobbler

tenuous
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)
# I (d)eclair that tenous is OK by me!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)
# good
because all of this reminds me of that song by Vanilla Slice
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)
# 'Play that funky (chocolate) Mousse-ic . . .
already used

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)
# (creme)
brulee-ant!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)
# we've been doing this for ages
deserts are obviously a subject close to our (apple t)arts

this was started at 9:45 - that's a whole half hour of punning...
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)
# for me its all about personal
(knickerbocker)glory!!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)
# I thought I torte you
to be humble!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)
# it's a bit (choco)late
for that
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Ahh!
Puns are bread and butter (pudding) to me . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)
# (cara)me(l)
too!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Mmmm!
My nan loves caramel. Once GRANITA whole one to herself . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)
# ooh
lardy(cake)-dah!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Well
she's from Eccles, but she can Bakewell

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:46, archived)
# I'll learn my lesson
sundae...
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)
# To the pure . . .
all things are puree . . .
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)
# soon this will fall off the bottom of teh board
then it'll be time to (banana) split
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:27, archived)
# we'll have to macaroon
of our own soon...
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)
# That was rubbish!
it fell as flat as a pancake!

Tosser!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)
# *eccles DTH*
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)
# I can't remember what we've already used

*checks back among the (black fo)rest of the puns

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)