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[challenge entry] This kept me up...

From the Why I Can't Sleep at Night challenge. See all 386 entries (closed)

(Freegan Bikefascist, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 8:40, archived)
# Scratch them.
Problem solved.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 8:43, archived)
# [scratches]
[gets infection, insurance doesn't cover it (self inflicted) joins NHS que - sack splits dropping contents on the floor of the waiting room]

aaahhhhhh...
(Freegan Bikefascist, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 8:57, archived)
# See, that cleared your mind, didn't it.
Now you feel calm and peaceful and are happy just to stare at the ceiling and think about kittens.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:01, archived)
# looks sort of like the inside of my brain
only without the guy in his undies.
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 8:45, archived)
# Have a wank


The answer to all life's problems

Aparently
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 8:48, archived)
# [fwap]
nope, still awake...
(Freegan Bikefascist, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 8:51, archived)
# [fwap]
Nope, still awake...
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:07, archived)
# [fwap]
Nope, still awake...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:11, archived)
# [fwap]
Nope, still awake
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:46, archived)
# [fwap]
Nope, still awake. And covered in mangoo.
(Tetsuo, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)
# *fwap*
z z Z
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 10:03, archived)
# I
want to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 8:51, archived)
# Don't do that
It's silly



(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 8:57, archived)
# No don't
try drugs instead. Much more fun and not actually guaranteedd to end in death
(Freegan Bikefascist, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:00, archived)
# Ooooh
I like that idea! I'll start immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:06, archived)
# *Passes crack pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:10, archived)
# *inhaaaaales*
......weeeeeaaaaooooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:13, archived)
# me next
is it Illegal Substances Wednesday again already?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:56, archived)
# There's an alligator under his feet!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 8:52, archived)
# take off
your socks.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:37, archived)
# [removes socks]
that helps, cheers, they were really itchy around the elastic
(Freegan Bikefascist, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:50, archived)
# steal a high-velocity rifle
and take over an RAF base
its working for me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:44, archived)
# [steals rifle]
nearest RAF base 6,000 miles away

[Invades pub instead]

much better
(Freegan Bikefascist, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 9:55, archived)