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[challenge entry] Hmmn porky..

From the Add One Word to Film Titles challenge. See all 1486 entries (closed)

(fletch www.fletch.cx, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)
# yellow card
for persistant compo rule breaking
but woo for a pun
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)
# we need a sin bin,
SIIIIIIIN BIIIIIIIIN
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Yes!
Send them to THE ROOM
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:51, archived)
# no that's a bit harsh
I wasn't aware THE ROOM was still here, I thought it was closed down by Environmental Health
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:55, archived)
# yeah, but, Rob used legislation brough in under the new anti terrorism laws
and anyone who goes into THE ROOM is instantly an accredited and paid up member of Al Quieda, so the Health and safety laws no longer apply.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:01, archived)
# does
THE ROOM still have THE THINGS ?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)
# yes.
but THE THINGS seem to be killing and eating each other. There used to be about 15, now there's just 3 really big ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)
# I'll take your word for it
there's no way I'm going down there to check
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)
# I don't go down anymore
but I keep getting emails from THE GUARDIAN, and he tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)
# I hate bloody newspaper spam
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:20, archived)
# he just spams me pron the dirty bugger
(my previous reply not funny)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:20, archived)
# well, I think he's got something against you
because of that time you borrowed his THE COMFY SEAT and left crumbs all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Over the last couple of days, to my shame...
...I have actually gone through all 1200 odd entires and counted up the rule-breakers. I'm tempted to release the results of this analysis as a barchart, but I'm a bit reticent for fear of being labelled a sad old twunt.

Edit: I am now also blind!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:57, archived)
# don't let is stop you
if I was afraid of that, I don't think I'd do anything I like to do.

*smokes pipe*
*drinks half pint of mild*

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:59, archived)
# bar chart!
bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart! bar chart!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Unleash the STATS!!!
...
(Toby Anstis, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:00, archived)
# ooh
UNLEASH THE PIE CHART!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Hehe

...It's funny 'cos it's better!
(Toby Anstis, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:05, archived)
# pffft
you chaps make me laugh!
*grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Chart

As you can see, after the initial 20% in the first 200 entries, there was a steady marked decline over the weekend. However, the trend now seems to be heading up again...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:13, archived)
# sppffttt!
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)
# it is worrying
and that's the most enjoyment I think I've ever got from a bar chart.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Doc G - Compo Pundit
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)
# I think we need stats for all the compos in the future.
I find them ESSENTIAL to my daily routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)
# I'd like to see a lesbian chart
next
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:22, archived)
# yeah,
two pie charts getting it on!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:27, archived)
# All those years of scientific research
finally paid off!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)
# you might be able to get a research council grant...
just slap the words 'The Grid' on the front, call it an eScience project and you'll be laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:21, archived)
# hmmm...
- upward incline begins around Newbie Tuesday...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Thankyou for putting in the hard yards.
Woo to charts!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:22, archived)
# The one thing this place has been missing
is bar charts!
*takes long puff on pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:23, archived)
# that my good sir/madam
is chartacular
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:24, archived)
# I want to see a
Mann-whitney test on that
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:29, archived)
# d'oh!
*rips up results of Student T test*
*starts on Mann-Whitney instead*

*takes another long puff on pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Woo

Now we must calculate the spong/furtive ratio!

(Toby Anstis, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:32, archived)
# go on
at least give us the percentage of entries which actually fit the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Great work, better than I could do,
But why not just do 'From Russia with love bacon' instead?

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Would that
make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:52, archived)
# It would make people laugh.
Love bacon is a very interesting thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)
# everyone loves bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:57, archived)
# But do they love it enough to make it into love bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)
# does it need to
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)
# because you can't just
make sentences by putting random words together? BACON!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)
# I think bacon it's
perfectly reasonable satsuma
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:55, archived)
# hear offal hear
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:56, archived)
# See, the grammer is pastrami perfect...
And love bacon is a very real thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)