Mort is the bestest ostrich of all time.
if only more ostriches were more like him.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Nov 2004, 11:36,
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no Flamingo Shirley is Mort's long lost love.
She went off with road runner. Bitch.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Nov 2004, 11:41,
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crackin set of pins
and an impressive wingspan too
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Nov 2004, 11:46,
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