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# One wonders
Why santa has wrapped up his willy...
(El Burro, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:24, archived)
# because,
he has a very special present for you in his sack
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)
# If you ask him nicely
he'll empty it in your bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)