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[challenge entry] Good God this graphics tablet is wasted on me.

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(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Nothing truer
has ever been shopped.
(cottaging, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Wonky cock
Aka Peyronnie's Disease - look that up Kluver Bucy boy! :)
(Lurchio, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Ahahahaha...
Now that one I knew! As well as your happily bonking bonobos, the only ones bar us folks that bump n grind for pleasure, as I remember. Next question!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Not question but...
Interestingly there is an association between Peyronnie's disease and Dupuytrens Contracture of the hand (curled up little finger) which afflicted the great Maggie Thatcher. Next time you see a freak with hande curled up like a Joey Deacon claw, you can bet they have a wonky cock and should be berrated for such.
(Lurchio, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Next time I see one of those poor
unfortunates I will indeed ask to see his cock to verify this. Do you want to join our pub quiz team (for the medical and primate sociology rounds at least)?

And did you know that each year more people are killed by coconuts than sharks?

edit: So let me get this right... Margaret Thatcher probably had a wonky cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:16, archived)
# I have not seen Maggie's Mangina, but...
Do you know what creature causes the most death in Africa (easy pub quizzery my friend)
(Lurchio, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Hippopotomai,
or so I believe. Right?
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:24, archived)
# Alas no my learned friend
Mosquito (pleural)!
But I understand that they are a vicious bunch.

Care to guess what species of Mosquito?
(Lurchio, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:26, archived)
# In this case I have to argue...
As I understand it those pesky mozzies are merely the vector, it's the manky little critters they carry that are the problem. I may be wrong though. Look up those pesky hippos. I want to know now...

edit: googling backs me up with this little gem... the answer!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:29, archived)
# I like your style
Indeed the female anopheles is the vector of the bad stuff. But the critters you refer to are protozoa, typically the Plasmodium species which lead to Malaria for example, which still kills approx 1 million per year. This outguns Hippos by approx 1000 times. This is without considering lassa fever, dengue and others
(Lurchio, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:34, archived)
# I think we can both
walk away from this with our heads held high. Maybe yours should be slightly higher. My head hurts now, I'm going to go shop a kitten.

Next time my friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:37, archived)
# I welcome your kitten
We shall geek again, I am but the paduan learner to this b3ta but I like what I see. I also like your pics on your profile.
(Lurchio, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Oooh...
ta! I suggest cracking open photoshop and getting ...er, cracking on some well-educated pictures of your own. Later!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:41, archived)
# I think
it's the hippo mosquito that's the most dangerous. It doesn't bite or sting - it sits on you and farts
(Grillocks, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:35, archived)
# Genius.
We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Is that your
fourskin
*/groans and walks off
(Grillocks, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 19:18, archived)