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[challenge entry] Jesus had a 13th disciple, although he was never mentioned in the bible...


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(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 3:58, archived)
# !
I think the rooster just finished licking all of the hair off Jesus's body...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 4:00, archived)
# he licked
the nipples off him as well!
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 4:04, archived)
# Giving Jesus nipples
seems kinda sacreligious or something, I dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 4:08, archived)
# mmmmmmm......
sacrelicious
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 4:11, archived)
# Yeah,
I made him kinda buff, and I just noticed he does seem to have a kinda godly bulge in his loincloth... (purely unintentional)
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 4:29, archived)
# but did adam and eve have navels...?
goodnight everyone
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 4:33, archived)
# No, they preferred sevilles.
Of course it was the humble granny smith that was their ulitmate undoing.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 4:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha! That's ace
Have a Jesusy pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 4:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 4:06, archived)