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# what the hell is that
...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)
# well
when a lady loves a man in a special way ...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)
# he fills a water pistol with
creme fraiche and fires it in her face?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)
# sort of
but it's something adults do - nothing for you to worry about
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)
# I'll get vultan to explain...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)
# just don't let him demonstrate, ok?
.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:34, archived)
# groan
I cannee hold it captain.
melms all over peewee herman
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# see below
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Better yet,
Get him to demonstrate.

maybe not, eh?

[edit]
What's that warm, wet feeling in my head?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)
# my melm
?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Spiderman's
new day job
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)
# I dont really
understand either when I'm in an orrifice and about to come large industrial machinery couldn't perswade me to pull out and finnish my self off with my hand like a common vaggabond.
BTW. The devorce papers are though so you can get on with the rest of you life.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:34, archived)
# but that's not very degrading to women
you're a man, you have to humiliate them or they'll think you don't love them
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:37, archived)
# phew
thanks for that, I can get back to buggering holes drilled in watermelons now.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:37, archived)