Had this one sitting around for a while before I decided to finally enter the ultimate time draining forums

It's pretty cheap but I'll play the newbie card
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 1:07, archived)

Welcommallyefaithful
There are a plethora of things that have sold better because of b3ta but as soon as you take into account the working hours spent by workers on b3ta is all pales into obscurity :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 1:10, archived)

ahahahahah
top hole.

RIP Graham.
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 1:10, archived)

the big gay bastard.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Fri 3 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)

welcome.
you'll never leave.
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 1:10, archived)

I actually asked Mr. Jones and Mr. Gilliam...
...if they were receiving a lot of spam in their email mailboxes. Surprisingly, their answer was NO.
(Kramflek, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:26, archived)