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[challenge entry] Well, if 'real' for you means living in an eye-less, paintmashed world...

From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(ladycat, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 10:26, archived)
# why is it all the women I like
always go missing and I end up with blood on my hands?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Inside, I'm dancing.
No, really. I live my life inside a giant titanium shell into which cheesy dance music is piped constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 10:29, archived)
# I wish life really was like that
I've never been seranaded/given flowers - even if I had to call the police, it'd be nice :)
(b3tasux, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 10:31, archived)
# I
secretly knew all women like to be stalked.

*resumes stalking*
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Yay!
*maces*
(b3tasux, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Ah, the
romance of b3ta.
(ladycat, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 10:48, archived)