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# i'd love him
about the face with a hammer.

but i'd leave the rest of him intact and mail him on over to you.
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:28, archived)
# How considerate.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:29, archived)
# i know how much you love greased up dead menmen
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:29, archived)
# Ohhh yes.
I'm fondling myself at the very thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:32, archived)
# i'm fondling myself at that very thought.
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:33, archived)
# Oh my.
I'll have to use both hands for THAT thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:35, archived)
# i like where this is going
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:36, archived)
# Well,
if both my hands are busy fondling me, I'll have to use my mouth when I come to fondle YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:41, archived)
# how about
i fondle you instead

so you won't have to bend so uncomfortably

[edit: i get it now! i like your way. good thinking.]

[edit 2: i mean... of course i got it... i was joking the first time.]

[edit 3: but then what do i do while you're fondling me with your mouth and yourself with both hands?]
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:42, archived)
# : )

I just had to get that one out of my head
(bluecorvet, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:32, archived)