What's a guy to do?
You tell the f**ckers to take down the sign because your new neighbours moved in well over two months ago, and do they?





I bet it comes down quick now...
( Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)

Any more suggestions gratefully received
while I'm still pissed and up for it.
( Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)

"Fred West's House"
"One Careful Owner"
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)

I met Fred West's cousin
about three years ago. He looks like Ricky Tomlinson.

(You could take it down yourself, cut the eyes off the top, find the house of a local paraniod scitzo and tape them looking in on his bedroom window.)
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)

Life
just didn't deal him a full hand, did it?
( Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)

And to top it off,
he works for Bird's Eye.
(Sudden thought - Do you suppose he knows that old man with all the kids on a boat?)
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)

We hide cameras in our houses toilets.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)

Nice
But I refer to my comment below regarding lawyers...
( Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)

'crack den'

'fee squat' (sp?)

'police aware'

'peadopile register'

'etc etc'
( spiny is content., Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)

It's also where I live,
mind...
( Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)

ah,
I see :)
( spiny is content., Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)

if all else fails
just have fun with the sign.


( Shiksa, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:35, archived)

Hurrah!
Nice arse, btw.
( Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:45, archived)

..
Their website logo is more scary than that ***!
(The United Status of Quo, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 2:04, archived)

heheh
crafty
(-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)

hah!..
your estate agent left the sign behind too?

(I used mine as a spot-board for mixing concrete and used the pole for tamping..they were quite upset..muwhaha)
( mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)

Sadly not mine
but the upstairs neighbours (who are lawyers), so I'd better tread carefully...

(above is example of not treading carefully)
( Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)

phone them...get a name of who you spoke to..
..then BURN IT! (they HAD thier chance ;))
( mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)

If the sign is still here by the end of the weekend
I'll sell the advertising space to the highest bidder. No kidding.
( Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)

PLEASE!!...
put a 'Golf Sale' sign on there..(for real) and then post the photos here! hahahahahahahaha

EDIT: I'll pay you 50p a week while it is there ;)
( mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:29, archived)

Poor timing - I just took my shoes off
And therefore this becomes tomorrow's adventure (I think I'm going to regret having done this though).
( Fat Marrow, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:32, archived)

Oh, I SOOO look forward to this..
this could be a whole new field of B3TA expressionism. "B3TA the real world"
( mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:34, archived)

What, exactly
is 'tamping'?
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)

The act of using as a tampon
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:20, archived)

tapping fresh concrete to get it to settle nice and flat
( mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:20, archived)

They could have chosen
a better word.
(The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:21, archived)

"schmluching" maybe more appropriate..
if the sound is anything to go by.
( mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)

I can see..
.. gripping hands formaing around that eyeball.. and the words.. GOATSE WAS CREATED HERE!
(-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)

That settles it:
New photoshopping compo on B3ta. Any image that takes the piss out of Paramount, or is otherwise hilarious to stick on a real-estate sign. The winning entry gets done up in high-res on a poster printer, and glued onto that sign.
(spazdor, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 19:04, archived)

Someone put Pee in my eye!
Someone put Pee in my eye!
or stop peeing in me eyes!

A suggestion it is by any standard.

PLiNk
(PLiNk, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)

How about
We all drive Porsches which you paid for.
(wackmeister, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 1:02, archived)

This'll work
Why not try;

SELLING HOUSES TO PEADOS NATIONWIDE
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sun 12 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)

blow goats ?
better with some goatsee or tub girl pics there...

that would an arf laff

;-)

Slackness
(Slackness, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 18:42, archived)

oh you're so right... we tried to buy a property through them and they were useless...
...and i've actually seen them blowing goats in the office too - surely a health and safety hazard.
(me'n'my monkey, Thu 16 Dec 2004, 13:00, archived)