I'd like that
Sir Phil Martin... infact...
( busy phil, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:04, archived)

if you're anti-monarchist
you really should have turned it down
www.b3ta.com/board/4152887
( twig has new glasses, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:10, archived)

But... but, but...
Oh alright, I'll renounce my knighthood...
on one condition, I can change the sir to captain.
( busy phil, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:13, archived)

there
are too many Sirs, Drs and Profs on here - I'll promote you to Captain.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)

what can I have?

( twig has new glasses, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)

First Mate!
You can be my subordinate underling dog body.
( busy phil, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)

*Glee*
Right, from now on, I will only be referred to as Cap'n or Cappy!
( busy phil, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:18, archived)

right-o Skipper!
*salutes*
( twig has new glasses, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)

Right,
err, lets go find America!
( busy phil, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)

*splices mainbrace*

( twig has new glasses, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:26, archived)

*Splices segments of DNA to form new genetic combinations*

( busy phil, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:35, archived)

*grrrs*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)