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# if you're starving a vegeburger's not going to fill you up,
try eating delicious guilt free 'meet.' Like normal meat, meet is made out of the flesh of a once living thing. Unlike meat, which comes from lovely cute and helpless animals, meet comes from people I don't like and you don't know.

Meet, try it or I'll kill you and serve you up as a kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 11:49, archived)
# nope
never again

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 11:49, archived)
# erm I think you should read the tag line and reconsider,
unless you have a fondness for wearing chilli sauce and 'salad'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 11:52, archived)
# vegetarians make better lovers
just ask ... me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 11:55, archived)
# a vegetable would make a better lover than you?
that's a bold admission.

I'm actually considering turning vegelesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 11:58, archived)
# mmm anything lesbian is goooood
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Not if it's your mum and gran,
going at it like knives.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:02, archived)
# you never know...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Vegetarians make stinky poo.
Lots of it.

/tucks into meaty meat burger.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:01, archived)
# well there`s a bloke here who`ll disprove that one
his afterlings STINK

edit: and no, it ain`t me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 12:04, archived)