Beware the judderman my dear,
when the moon is phat.


From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)

Ha ha ha,
thats cool.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 12:49, archived)

i scream, you scream
we all scream for halloween
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)

Haha
that advert is funny. Made even funnier by the fact that the video for "Her Ghost in the Fog" by Cradle of Filth looks exactly like it. Really. Check it out.

Afternoon all, by the way. I've been away from here for ages, and missing the lovely fluffiness of b3ta in my cold hole down in the rainy south.

bet no-one even noticed I aven't been around *sniff*
( shindig, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 12:52, archived)

where have you been? we've talked about nothing else.
my mum's met cradle of filth
( isthisyou?, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)

ooh they sound a bit dirty.
I can't imagine the introductions. 'Cradle of Filth, this is mum. Mum, this is Cradle of Filth.'
'Hello, boys. Have you brushed your teeth?'
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:01, archived)

apparently they apologised for sitting in her chair
you'd have thought they'd at least have crucified her upside down or something
( isthisyou?, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:04, archived)

I was raised
in a cradle of filth.
(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:01, archived)

in the ghettooooo!!!

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:03, archived)

I was busy lost
in the fascinating world of Java, and was so busy I had literally no time to b3ta. And it wasn't your mum on that TV prog Living with the Enemy was it? cos that's be well funny. And I'd know what yu look like.
( shindig, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)

I was gonna ask the same question.
That was a great prog. Poor woman was quite terrified at times.
( kaydup, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)