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# When she was safely out of earshot,
the Tin Man lifted himself out of the rockfall. His circuits performed a quick self-check, and found himself to be in perfect working order, if a little shaken.

Had he not warned her that 'he'd be back'?

Donning a leather jacket to hide the worse dents and picking up his shotgun from where it had been scattered he turned back to his mission.

That fool. She could never get away from him - all he needed to do was follow the yellow brick road and he'd eventually catch up with her. It was just a matter of time.



The first part was posted at 2AM last night.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:25, archived)
# theres something wrong with this story
but I can't figure out what....
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:28, archived)
# This has the makings of a top series.
*waits with baited breath*
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:29, archived)
# pfft
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Love
the bike anim on episode one :¬)

*awaits episode 3*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:30, archived)
# arf
I like it them - a lot!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:31, archived)
# its like you're messing with history
woo yay
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:32, archived)
# 'Lo.
*prods*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:41, archived)
# 'ello
are things good in Doc-land?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:48, archived)
# nygyngh!
Not too bad. Attempting to ignore work.
In other news: Sid has made a "Woo" picture. I'm just waiting for something suitably woo-worthy to deploy it on.
How's twig? Did you manage to get a relaxing weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:53, archived)
# *shakes head*
today is my 16th day's work in a row, I don't have a day off until a week tomorrow :(
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Cripes!
You'll be going out of your tiny mind by then, chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:57, archived)
# the upside is
I'm sleeping properly for the first time in years

edit: I had a really cool dream on Sunday that I was in the Army (and I'm a pacifist) with my mates and we got captured by Islamic fundamentalists and I helped us all escape after rewiring my mobile phone to act as a tracking device to signal a helicopter but I was the only one who didn't get in the chopper so I had to escape on foot so I hid in a pub until reinforcements arrived
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 11:01, archived)
# It's probably your brain's way of
telling you that it's mentally understimulated in a 9-5, 5-day a week format. I prescribe a challenging hobby; like chess, or being a master-criminal.

Edit: Crikey! It's like a whole episode of '24' in your very own sleeping head! Excellent!
Edit2: Meanwhile, I've gone over a week now without dreaming about stormtroopers; I'm starting to get worried!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 11:08, archived)
# you should build your own private army
of seXXXy stormtroopers...

what have you been dreaming about instead?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Sadly enough
the last dream I can remember was about work. Specifically, looking for a important word document which I couldn't remember where I'd saved it on the office server.

I am teh sad!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 11:18, archived)
# *points*
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 11:23, archived)
# I know...
*cries*

(Small wonder I'm looking for a route out of this job!)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 11:26, archived)
# These are ace.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Nice!
Woosome concept!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Tue 15 Mar 2005, 10:42, archived)