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freyamoon Submit!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:11, archived)

amen

now where is my hairbrush?

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:12, archived)

-bends over-

-nods suggesively-
sorry.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)

hahaha indeed

"how god made amazing"
hehe

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abandonnship, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:14, archived)

and cumber will shaft your ass

hee iloveitiloveit

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Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:17, archived)

They frighten me greatly

Just what in Gods name (Larry) is the pink thing...

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:20, archived)

a squash i think

and larry is the cucumber...

i only know this because a friend of mine is a die-hard xtian fundie

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:21, archived)

of course they are...

y'know there's organisations that can help people like you.

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Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:22, archived)

oh believe me, there are not many people who are less religious than i

[edited]

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)

Osama Bin Laden?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:27, archived)

well he's certiainly not xtian

but he has his religious beliefs

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:28, archived)

Ooh

ninja edit!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:30, archived)

are you religious at all?

if so, then i am less religious than you.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:30, archived)

not in the least bit at all

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:35, archived)

thats the way i like em.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:36, archived)

i dont think

b3ta and religion go together well
too much lovely blasphemy

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abandonnship, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:50, archived)

mr. rawr

did you ever decide if there is going to be a Canadian b3ta bash?

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Shiksa, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)

there will be one

i just need to figure out a time and location... are you canadian? and if so, why are you not on THE LIST?

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:24, archived)

I'm from Upstate NY

Whaaaaaah!!!

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freyamoon Submit!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:25, archived)

that might qualify you for an honourary inclusion in THE LIST

approximately where in upstate NY?

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:27, archived)

Near the PA border

Near Binghamton, NY

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freyamoon Submit!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:30, archived)

i shall add you to THE LIST then as an honourary Canadi4n

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:31, archived)

Yay!!!

Woo!

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freyamoon Submit!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:33, archived)

added

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:38, archived)

I'm not Canadian

but from where I live I can get to Windsor in about 3 hours...I might be able to make a Canadab3ta bash should one occur.

Why am I not on THE LIST? Good question.

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Shiksa, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)

how 'bout a bash in NYC?

then canadians, upstaters, bostoners, philly people, and all can attend!

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abandonnship, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:31, archived)

that's far

i think there was a boston one once

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:35, archived)

yeah

but canada's far too!
/philly, and the only one, i fear

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abandonnship, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:39, archived)

i think there are other b3ta veterans from philly area

they're mostly on 4rthur now though

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:42, archived)

hmmmm

4rthur, eh?
i've dabbled... i prefer b3ta for some reason. oh well.

/gives up
/moves

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abandonnship, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:49, archived)

3 hours?

if you are west of Windsor then you would be about 6 hours away from wherever the Canada bash would take place

it would likely be in Toronto

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:36, archived)

uh huh.

/nods
i believe you

i also decided that jesus is a zombie. he came back from the dead, for christ's (err) sake!

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abandonnship, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)

he also eats brains

100% FACT

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:24, archived)

heh

you've been looking at my link down below haven't you
edit:he also r0x over mo535

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Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:25, archived)

i looked at it, but don't remember reading something about him being a zombie

the (apparently unoriginal) idea came to me today while eating chocolate eggs in his honour

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abandonnship, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:28, archived)

I saw it in Kerrang! magazine

chocalate eggs? Is it easter?

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:31, archived)

well i don't get british magazines

and apparently it's easter! whod'a thunk it?!

HEY you're a reverend, you should know these things...

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abandonnship, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:32, archived)

Yeah, well,

I've been busy with, um, stuff....

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:38, archived)

well then you are special

and that does actually rock. yay for jesus zombies!

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Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:32, archived)

I read that too!

The first zombie ever! Zombie's rock. hen I die, I want to come back as a zombie. Or maybie as a flying monkey....

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:25, archived)

Flying Monkey Zombie!

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Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:27, archived)

YES!

dressed as a SEXY NUN!

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abandonnship, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:28, archived)

I'd wear a top hat

and dance for an angry Hungarian guy

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)

First zombie ever

would be the guy Jesus raised from the dead.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:28, archived)

he wasn't dead

he was pining for the fjords

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)

ha!

PINING FOR THE FIORDS?

(kaibosh, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:32, archived)

well

he's got beautiful plumage...

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:40, archived)

the plumage....don't

enter into it! He's stone cold dead!

(kaibosh, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:47, archived)

no he's not...

look he just moved!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:49, archived)

*giggles*

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Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:32, archived)

This amused me

well done.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:34, archived)

FNORD!!

Fnords maybe?

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freyamoon Submit!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:35, archived)

hehe

I'm not christian, but
i like veggitales, just because it cas talking veggies.

(kaibosh, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)

i've got a wee friend

who used to talk about veggitales and i had no idea what she was on about. the poor thing...

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Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:28, archived)