War?
What is it good for?
*Please note: above post may include a rhetorical question intended as the basis for a poor Edwin Starr related joke. That is all.*
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 21:22,
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*Please note: above post may include a rhetorical question intended as the basis for a poor Edwin Starr related joke. That is all.*
ah, I know this one...
Reducing the population of lesser-educated people that enjoy violence, and therefore improving the gene-pool, making the planet more efficient, and reducing pollution?
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 21:24,
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killing your enemies.
nazi invasion cessation.
world conquest.
oil.
getting deposed if you can't be bothered to resign.
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 21:28,
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world conquest.
oil.
getting deposed if you can't be bothered to resign.
Giving students something to do other than sit around smoking pot.
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 21:36,
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giving altruistic royals a reason to wander round fields of landmines
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 21:43,
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sunken ships and aircraft are good places for marine life to thrive
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 21:45,
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developing obscure sports like night-parachuting, russian roulette, and towel-head baiting.
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 21:49,
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science budgets for developing weapon systems that can later be used to improve the lives of those left afterwards, eg. Nuclear fuels, LSD
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 21:54,
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gives foreign women a chance to earn money selling their bodies
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 21:55,
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revenue for the government from selling obselete arms to both sides?
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 21:59,
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after finding 27 things that war's good for, I'm starting to agree with you
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Wed 6 Apr 2005, 22:06,
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