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# i know why the buddha smiles
buddhaweiser.jpg
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 5:35, archived)
# hehehe
 
and he'll wake up in the morning, sadder, budweiser.

heh.
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 5:43, archived)
# I've
been trying to think of a halfway-decent pun to reply with, but I can't.

Anyway, my time's up, and I have to export myself off to the gym. See ya!
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 5:56, archived)
# pump it!
 
yes.
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 6:01, archived)
# while I, on the other hand,
 
am off to the pub.

For some elbow-lifts.

o yes.
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 6:05, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/4530108

Oh yes...

**exits, stage left**
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 6:06, archived)
# perhaps it's because
he pours his beer into his large vacant belly button? I'm pretty sure that's not buddha by the way.
Edit: I say it's not buddha because my buddhist girlfriend told me so. I once called a statue like that buddha and she scorned me for it.
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 5:55, archived)
# it is A buddha
I do believe
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 5:57, archived)
# Buddha was just a bloke.
It could well be him, I've not met the bloke.
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 5:57, archived)
# If you meet The Bloke on the road:
KILL HIM.

/ancient Zen Bhuddist proverb
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 7:29, archived)
# it's Edward Buddha
second cousin.
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 6:02, archived)
# don't you have link for me
jerk face?
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 6:04, archived)
# oh, sorry, I've been away
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 6:37, archived)
# I believe he is hollow
and full of bees, they get out through the naval
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 6:05, archived)
# Way to get off!
(the wheel of karma)
(or maybe not)
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 7:30, archived)