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From the 18 Certificate films remade for Children challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(Dave Bananas, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:11, archived)

Jesus fuck
I remember that show!
( Brown cow, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:12, archived)

they spent fucking ages
looking for some cutlery
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:15, archived)

Indeed they did
I forget most of the show, but wasn't she a witch and the kid (I think it was a girl) was good or something?
( Brown cow, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:19, archived)

well the kid in the pic
was her henchman (henchboy?).
there was a girl too though; she was wandering about looking for the spoons too.

i recall rather wistful theme music
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:20, archived)

Yes
I was only about 3 or 4 at the time.
Do you remember round the bend?
( Brown cow, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:25, archived)

yes!
that was actually ace.
but if we're going to talk about kids' tv, we really should be talking about KNIGHTMARE
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:26, archived)

You are standing in a room
etc
( Brown cow, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:28, archived)

SIDESTEP LEFT!!!
NO, LEFT!!!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:29, archived)

Arf!
Do you remember finders keepers?
It had Neil Buchanan and some chick.
( Brown cow, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:31, archived)

later it had pat sharp
that was a kerazy show as i remember
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:37, archived)

Oh Noes!
FUNHOUSE FLASHBACK!
ARGH!
There's [forgotten words] and prizes to be won.
Ask Neville he knows the theme song
( Brown cow, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:39, archived)

You may like this then...
Found when searching for the source pics - all you could want to know.
members.lycos.co.uk/jrv94/
(Dave Bananas, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:28, archived)

but
there was no spoon
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:20, archived)

Whi...
oh God no, don't answer that.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:13, archived)

He'd be legal



by now
(Dave Bananas, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:16, archived)

Whenever I think of that show
I feel the need to take copious amounts of mind-altering substances.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:13, archived)

And how many times a day
do you think of that show? :-)
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:16, archived)

Not nearly enough!

( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:18, archived)

Maybe if you took more mind altering substances
you'd think of that show more. Which would make you take more mind altering substances. Problem solved.

I'd make a great agony aunt.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Tue 10 May 2005, 0:24, archived)