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[challenge entry] Me want cookies!

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(MegoHulk Cheap as chips, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:00, archived)
# Doesnt that film have a chick in it?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:05, archived)
# I have "The Howling 6"
It's awful.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:06, archived)
# But does it have chicks?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:07, archived)
# Howling ones
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 May 2005, 5:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:12, archived)
# IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:19, archived)
# You are Natasha Bedingfield
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:21, archived)
# I don't know much about her,
but she seems like the sort of person who would wear nice sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:22, archived)
# you're right
 
terrible singer, however.

You Brits can have her.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:23, archived)
# Thank you.
And you can keep your... big New Zealand... um... arse.
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:25, archived)
# heheh
 
lots of our talented people piss off overseas.

as do a lot of our untalented people.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:26, archived)
# I still like the way
that whenever Russel Crowe gets into a fight the Australian media report it as "New Zealand born actor Russel Crowe", but when he does something they want to promote it's "Australian actor Russel Crowe"...

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:30, archived)
# It's the same with that Russell Crowe
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:43, archived)
# heh
 
or No-Talent Arse-Face Shit-Monkey Crowe, as I like to think of him.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 May 2005, 6:11, archived)
# Hooray!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:06, archived)
# a cookie is
a sometimes food.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:08, archived)
# what a pile of cunt
cunt is an anytime food
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:09, archived)
# packed with five essential vitamins, and iron
 
mmmm, Cunty Pops.

also:

www.b3ta.com/board/4588624

www.b3ta.com/board/1512930
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:18, archived)
# Hehe
C is for cookie
not for celery...

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:21, archived)
# now I'm visualising
 
Hoots the cunting owl being raped by a talking aubergine.

yeeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:25, archived)
# The tweedlebugs were constantly having incestuous orgies...
That's why they got cut.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:31, archived)
# Cookie monster must be
pissed. Cookies were his "shtick", he's a feckin COOKIE MONSTER. Whats next, are they going to give him diabetes to teach kids a lesson on eating too much sugar?
(MegoHulk Cheap as chips, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:45, archived)
# no, he gets to go through withdrawal
 
where "sugar" is a timely metaphor for "crack cocaine".

It ends badly, let me tell you.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 May 2005, 6:10, archived)