b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 4658992 (Thread)

# Life doesn't suck.
There are daisies and guinea pigs and mantlepieces and bellybuttons and keyrings.
Lots of things are ace.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:47, archived)
# Yes
there are lots of unfathomable and wonderful things.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:48, archived)
# and hugs, dont forget the hugs.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Three days until your b3taday!
If I don't wish you one, then, here's one early.

HAPPY B3TADAY!
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:51, archived)
# what?
b3taday?
[edit] jesus christ! coincidence or what.. i wasnt counting down to that! ive only just noticed!
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:55, archived)
# Ooooh!
*queues twilight zone music*
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:58, archived)
# how very very odd...
but thanks for the heads up! i would have missed it if you hadnt noticed!
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 4:02, archived)
# What *are* you counting down to, then?
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 4:03, archived)
# going to see t'other half again
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 4:04, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 4:08, archived)
# huzzah indeed!
i cant fucking wait :D
but for now, bed. *vanishes*
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 4:11, archived)
# Fuck me!
It was my third b3taday nearly two days ago!

I missed it!

Cuntwangle.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 4:06, archived)
# I like your hamster

He doesn't appear to suck
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:49, archived)
# He doesn't suck at all.
He nibbles.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:51, archived)
# yes
and there are a lot of cunts in this world who make the wonderful things just sort of not so wonderful anymore.

bah.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:51, archived)
# Yep.
Not everything is ace.
But try to ignore the cunts, and don't shitting listen to people who tell you that everything is shit.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:53, archived)
# Lots of things are ace
Like daisies, bellybuttons
Life does not suck much.

Haikuified!
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:51, archived)
# that is by far
the coolest list of reasons i ever seen
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 3:52, archived)