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# Oh fuck its getting light out.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:38, archived)
# Go to bed then you daft cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:38, archived)
# who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:38, archived)
# I'm the other side of your personality
the reasonable, logical side.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:38, archived)
# well how the fuck did you manifest yourself on an internet messageboard?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:39, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 20 May 2005, 4:40, archived)
# I am the subconcious projection
of your subconcious mind, made flesh by the very thing which you sought to destroy...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:40, archived)
# Boybands?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:40, archived)
# No, not fucking boybands.
I was created by your need to destroy the darker side of your personality.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:41, archived)
# Oh. Right.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:41, archived)
# And I think you should go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:42, archived)
# Why the fuck would the subconcious projection
of my subconcious mind, made flesh by my need to destroy the darker side of my personality manifest itself on an internet messageboard, simply to tell me to go to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:43, archived)
# Because you're extremely tired,
low on energy, and you're beginning to hallucinate.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:44, archived)
# That makes sense I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:44, archived)
# You also seem to have lost all co-ordination in your left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:44, archived)
# Yes,
I was becoming aware of that...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:45, archived)
# You'll have to use your other hand to wank now.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:45, archived)
# yeah...
...but wait, If I do that, then I won't be able to type anymore, effectively ending your existence.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:45, archived)
# yes,
you must now prioritise your life. What is more important, achieving mental well being, or a quick wank before bed?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:46, archived)
# *fwap fwap fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:46, archived)
#
NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:47, archived)
# It's just the tip of the iceberg, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 20 May 2005, 4:52, archived)
# I'd have gone with 'fingers'

Logic
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 20 May 2005, 4:42, archived)
# Do you only fuck in the daytime then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 20 May 2005, 4:38, archived)
# depends who's asking.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 20 May 2005, 4:48, archived)
# Shall we just assume it's the person credited under the question?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 20 May 2005, 5:01, archived)
# Then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 27 May 2005, 1:44, archived)