I've got mine

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:27, archived)

If I cod I'd sHake your hand

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:27, archived)

salmon already did . . .

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:29, archived)

You two are really in tuna!

( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Fri 20 May 2005, 14:30, archived)

It's not (pilc)hard to come up with fish puns . . .

*waits for Flowerpot*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:31, archived)

you can get hooked on stuff like this, flounder about coming up with puns all day

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:32, archived)

this punnage is poissonous

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:33, archived)

I'm not getting involved in this...
I'll PERCH myself here and watch
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:35, archived)

Why are you bream so cautious?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:37, archived)

I would continue,
(hali)But I can't think of any.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:39, archived)

just try a few more (tr)out

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:40, archived)

it's too tiring
i need a kip(per)
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:40, archived)

go to (sea)bed
we've got plenty more fish in this sea
( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:42, archived)

its an idea
but maybe i just need to relax with some hardcore Prawn
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:43, archived)

here
I'll lob(ster) some over
( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:43, archived)

eewww
its covered in sperm (whale)
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:44, archived)

nah
i only got a cheap krill out of it
( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:46, archived)

well,
I don't read the WHITING either, just look at the pictures
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:47, archived)

you shouldn't take the bait

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:49, archived)

I think you are getting the roach end of the pun

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:37, archived)

I prefer to handmake my puns in the style of Blue Peter . . .

toilet roll tubes . . . washing up liquid bottles . . . stickleback plastic . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:34, archived)

saves a few (s)quid that way

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:35, archived)

(Octo)plus! you can do your own design!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:35, archived)

could become a complete kalam(ari)ty

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:38, archived)

OH.....
deary me.... that was terrible, it really really was.

I'm not even going to continue the puns now, that's killed every last bit of humour I own

well done
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:35, archived)

My mission here is complete . . .

/autocomplete


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:36, archived)

I knew you'd come out with something, your jokes are so bass
I'm onlyjoking mate, hope I didn't make you grumpy, I get you hook line and sinker EVERY time
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:30, archived)

*cries*

*DABs eyes*

no, no, I'm OK . . . *sniff*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:33, archived)

stop carping on

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:34, archived)

oh god...
I don't wish to carp, but you need a shark wit to come up with these. Though they are drole. (fin)
(colin the penguin, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:36, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Did you put three in on porpoise?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:36, archived)

think it was an attempt
to fillet
( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:44, archived)

forgive him
it's just a force of halibut
( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:46, archived)

...oh for fucks hake
yes, all three plaiced deliberatly...
(colin the penguin, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:46, archived)

trout would have been nice



that was very poor
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:32, archived)

sounds like you
complaining about your dinner
( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:53, archived)